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VIOLENT hatred and hopeless attraction can be hard to tell apart, as proven by both science and Killing Eve. 

In 1415 Owain Glyndŵr was defeated, and since then Wales has forever been under the iron grip of the Spar.

WAKING up with a hangover so intense that my head changes colour from green to amber to red at regular intervals, I take a few restorative sips of water and reflect on the week’s events. 

WAGWAN? Active J is hexhausted today, fam. Last night, crewdem busted da Halloween trick or treat ting round Active J’s hood. It woz da bare worst hidea hever, innit. 

TODAY the whole world is happy and settled in its Christianity, except for Muslims and a few stubborn others. But did you know this was not always the case?

“Squawk! Honestly, this has never happened to me before!” “Ignore the parrot. I consistently achieve erections.”

WAKING up with a hangover so excruciating I briefly consider hiring an online exorcist to banish it, I reflect on another eventful week in my ministry. 

SYDNEY here. Actor. Sex symbol. Dog lover. Proud Virgo. And as you can tell from my penchant for empowering plunging frocks - committed feminist. 

CHAT, I’ve run into an age-old problem. After six months of dating, my unc parents want to meet my gf. The only issue is she’s an algorithm trained on all the hentai I’ve ever gooned to.

F**king Victoria’s Secret models. You know the wings aren’t real? Yeah.