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A confused millennial tries to… party like they used to in the 90s

The 1990s were the greatest decade in history. For example, I was born in 1996.

Your astrological week ahead for July 19th, with Psychic Bob

“I'm actually putting all of this weight on for a role in a Hollywood movie.”

The Archbishop of Canterbury on... sorry, misery guts, 'King Charles' still makes me think of the spaniel

WAKING with a hangover that leaves me seeing quadruple until I vomit copiously from a bay window, I reflect on the harrowing experience I had tried to blot out with alcohol.

The Reform Revolution is building a new Britain. Labour are irrelevant

DID you stay up for it? For the coronation? The moment the people of Clacton, Britain’s bellwether, elected our next prime minister?

Public excited to discover what they voted for

THE King’s speech to parliament is the first chance for Britain to find out what they voted for three weeks ago, they have confirmed.

Dear Donna, I'm better at my job than anyone's been in 60 years. Should I resign?

I’VE got a high-profile job, which I admittedly lucked into, that I’ve done pretty well for eight years. I’m not the best in the world or even in Europe but I am second-best in Europe and my bosses like me.

Your astrological week ahead for July 12th, with Psychic Bob

Sometimes you have to kiss a lot of frogs to get thrown out of London Zoo. But sometimes just a couple will get the job done.

The Archbishop of Canterbury on... having no f**king desire to Meet the Rees-Moggs

WAKING up with a hangover so stinking it can be smelt in neighbouring boroughs, I recall the events that led me to my current pass. 

Salted bloody cod and twats into golf: The gammon food critic's Algarve all-inclusive

I HAD to escape this pissbag of an English summer. Endless bloody rain and I can't even blame it on immigration, like I do every other problem with Britain.

Woman having kids so she can leave work whenever she f**king likes

A WOMAN has decided to have children so she can breeze in and out of work whenever she wants, no questions asked.