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This week in Mash History: shoddy British sci-fi show hopes viewers don't notice lead actor swap, 1966

MANY a hit show has changed its lead actor. So cheap 60s sci-fi show Doctor Who believed they could replace theirs, and it would be no big deal.

Your astrological week ahead for May 31st, with Psychic Bob

You left your office job, and as a parting gift they gave you the full-sized freestanding fourth floor colour photocopier.

The Archbishop of Canterbury on… is Bono's one-man show one person too many?

WAKING up with a hangover so intense the beating of my temples is loud enough to make people start dancing on the lawns beneath my chambers, I reflect on a somewhat disconcerting week. 

Meet racist tweet martyr Lucy Connolly. Meet your next prime minister

VACLAV Havel. Aung San Suu Kyi. Nelson Mandala. All prisoners who became their country’s leader. I am privileged to present the next: Mrs Lucy Connolly.

Your astrological week ahead for May 23rd, with Psychic Bob

There's a man down Gandalf's chip shop swears he's Elvish.

The Archbishop of Canturbury on... the unexpected homosexuality of a Kylie Minogue audience

WAKING with a hangover that has caused my urine to turn violet, I reflect on an event I hosted this week in which delegates of the Church met leading humanists and atheists to find common ground.

Bats, whales and puppy dogs' tails: The gammon food critic's Vietnamese dining experience

WHAT is it with this sudden invasion of Vietnamese restaurants opening over here? Unheard of 20 years ago, now you can't bloody move for the things.

A confused millennial tries to… warn Zoomers that time's scythe will cut them down too

I WAS gagged this morning by a look in the mirror. Instead of a youthful, Yassified face, I saw faint signs of wrinkles and a single grey hair.

Your astrological week ahead for May 17th, with Psychic Bob

Best opening chess move? Getting up and walking away. You’re too cool for that shit.

The Archbishop of Canterbury on… the eternal puzzle of whether the Earth is round or flat

WAKING up with a hangover that would cause a blue whale to turn green and let out farts and belches generating waves liable to upend distant fishing boats, I reflect on my week.