FOLLOWING the successful example of MK Dons, Manchester United is to set up in the same town under the name MK Mancs.
The 4-0 arse-spanking they suffered at the hands of the Dons has convinced United that this is the only way ahead for a traditional club in steep decline.
A club spokesman said: A tiny minority of purists may whine but we must follow the successful model of the club formerly known as Wimbledon or die.
Remember, the Mancs are a global brand. We belong to the world. And Milton Keynes is in the world, so I dont see what all the fuss is about.
However, Bill McKay of the MK Dons Supporters Club said: Do things like heritage, tradition and community, mean nothing to MK Mancs? Weve been established here for over 100 months.
This is a slap in the face to authentic Milton Keynes Wimbledon football fans.