GARY Neville has spent the last 24 hours obsessively calling his voicemail and making sure his phone has full bars,
The former Manchester United moustache has guaranteed he can be contacted at any second should Alex Ferguson decide he needs somebody to amble up and down one side of the pitch until the end of the season.
Neville’s agent Bill McKay said: “Gary’s been doing star jumps in his back garden and rehearsing post match interviews in the hallway mirror and I haven’t the heart to tell him.
“Have you ever seen somebody’s spaniel sit by the front door with its lead in its mouth because it thought it heard somebody say ‘walkies’? Now imagine it living in an eco-kennel and barking in a Mancunian accent.”
Neville has carved out a successful second career since retiring from trotting around looking knackered by pointing at televisions on Sky Sports while wearing a suit.
Viewers have praised his ability to describe what he has just looked at and then say what he thinks about what he has just looked at without falling over.
But McKay said that Neville has remained hopeful United might need his services again and always wears a full United kit under his suit just in case.
He added: “I sometimes think it’s like how a teenage boy reacts to his first love dumping him but then the image of Gary and Alex locked in a sweaty, fumbling embrace forces me to pull over and puke into a hedge.”