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Rooney ends prostitute drought

MANCHESTER United fans were celebrating last night after Wayne Rooney ended a six year prostitute revelation drought.

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Usain Bolt To Take Your Job By Next Year

SPRINTER Usain Bolt has indicated his intention to do your job much, much better than you ever could after first breaking every athletics record in the world.

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