Tokyo Olympics to include Takeshi’s Castle
THE 2020 Olympic Games in Tokyo will test athletes to their physical limits by including High Rollers, Bridge Ball, and Skipping Stones.
Takeshi’s Castle, which leaves most participants with skull fractures and permanent spinal damage, will be included alongside more light-heartedly insane games where top athletes dress as giant blueberries.
A spokesman for the International Olympic Committee said: “With hilarious commentary by Craig Charles, the new event will give spectators something more entertaining to watch than running and jumping for no apparent reason.
“And for once the audience will contain more drugs than the athletes.”