MEN who dislike pop music but enjoy leering at young women have welcomed blanket coverage of Glastonbury.
The media’s decision to portray an unashamedly left-wing event as a cavalcade of breasts and buttocks has proved popular with everyone who does not care whether Thom Yorke is doing a surprise acoustic set on the West Holt stage.
Roy Hobbs, from Guildford, said: “Stormzy? Couldn’t give a monkey’s. But I’m extremely interested in Glasto first-timer Georgina and her denim shorts.
“Typically the radical leftists at the BBC spend too much time on the actual music, but I know the tabloids will focus on the perky breasts and lovely young bottoms that are the real point of the whole shebang.”
Martin Bishop, from Peterborough, agreed: “You never know what your Glasto highlight will be until the festival’s over. It defies your expectations.
“But I’m very much hoping for a brunette in bodypaint sucking a lolly.”
