None of these sexy looks are in the film, Margot Robbie clarifies

MARGOT Robbie has again worn a corset for the premiere of Wuthering Heights, a film where she will be clad throughout in the drab woollen rags typical of the period. 

The star has so far worn a series of corsets, sheer gowns, red silk stockings with suspenders, bondage jeans, a black lace minidress, a snakeskin red leather minidress and a gold Versace bralette with matching shorts for a movie with no such nonsense in.

She said: “Like what you see? Then why not come to see my new movie in which I will be swathed in sodden brown shawls on the overcast Yorkshire moors?

“Of course, in keeping with the traditions of period dramas though not of the actual period, I show off a little cleavage. But I mean a little. Sunday night BBC1 pre-watershed levels.

“But what of the big sex romp with Heathcliff, you ask? There isn’t one, it’s not that kind of book. The sexy bit in Emily Brontë is when Heathcliff is so consumed by his passion for the deceased Catherine he opens her grave. Yeah.

“I am leveraging my undoubted sexiness to con millions of men into grudgingly accompanying their partners to a Gothic romance whose characters’ motivations are incomprehensible in an era where sex is openly discussed. Because that is showbusiness.”

She added: “I had to do f**king Barbie, okay? You pricks owe me.”

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Peter Mandelson stripped of Prince of Darkness title

PETER Mandelson will no longer be referred to as the Prince of Darkness or enjoy the benefits of the title, it has been confirmed.

As well as losing his job and stepping down from the House of Lords, Mandelson must give up his ‘Prince of Darkness’ title because he is a terrible representative of Satanism and the hellish underworld.

A government spokesperson said: “It’s only fair. He’s disgraced the good name of the Devil with his lies and cowardly behaviour.

“Being the Prince of Darkness carries certain responsibilities. The public expects them to overthrow God or lead people into temptation. Fawning over Jeffrey Epstein falls significantly short, even if he was a wrong ’un.

“He didn’t even look the part. Where were the horns and cloven hooves? Admittedly it would be impractical for him to carry a novelty pitchfork around, but he should have at least grown a goatee.

“Going forward, Mandelson will also be unable to possess you, shapeshift, or control the dead. Plus he’s going to be kicked out of his home in the deepest pits of Hell as soon as a new residence is found.

“In the meantime, Prince George will pick up his duties. Hail Satan.”