A NEW model of car is as unremarkable as your personality, according to its makers.
CAR001 is a four-door car with the features you would expect from a vehicle that is entirely adequate and sticks to the rules.
A spokesman for Car said: “Everyone is the same really and this car reflects that. It conforms.”
“However it is entirely suitable for driving back and forth to work, and to the shops at weekends. Also it has a stereo, for playing whatever music is popular at the time.
“If you did something crazy and spontaneous with it, like driving it down a load of steps in Italy, it would break. But then that would be stupid.”
Motorist Tom Logan said: “Can’t they at least put a sticker on the back saying ‘Jazz’ or ‘Le Bonbon’?
“Then it would be rebellious and vivacious.”