A 50TH birthday book created for Jeffrey Epstein of messages from the great and good to their favourite millionaire pimp will make an ideal gift this Christmas.
The book, reproducing the famous original put together by convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, is the ideal gift for the family member obsessed with online celebrity paedophile conspiracy theories who likes something to leaf through.
Publisher Hachette said: “Whether you’re deciphering Bill Clinton’s depravity through his handwriting, poring over photos of Peter Mandelson in a bathrobe or marvelling that Donald Trump forged his exact signature, there’s hours of fun inside.
“Yes, whether childish drawings of Epstein being massaged by topless women or claims that he took an anonymous woman to sit on the throne of England, it’s more interesting than Gareth Southgate’s memoir and will last longer than a Richard Osman.
“Flip through and enjoy the vast array of celebrities paying tribute to a man who made no secret of his preference for underage women. Some of them even supplied them.”
But early reviewer Norman Steele said: “This is shit. I thought they’d all be in there: Jimmy Savile, Rolf Harris, Prince Andrew, Tony Blair, coded messages revealing Epstein didn’t kill himself and where his gold was buried. Instead it’s all barely-known New York financiers.
“All this proves is the leader of the free world is definitely guilty of serious sex crimes. Typical Christmas cash-in.”
