HELLO Kitty is a vengeful cat-human hybrid that feeds on livers, it has been confirmed.
Following confusion about whether the character was a cat or a weird-looking schoolkid, creators Sanrio explained Hello Kittys back story.
Hello Kitty was the result of fusing human, cat and rhesus monkey DNA in an illegal Tokyo lab during the unregulated early days of genetic research.
Kitty’s creators did callous experiments on the physically powerful catlike chimera, so that Hello Kitty became violently psychotic.
Eventually she picked the lock of her cage door with a sharp talon, killed all the scientists and ate their sweetmeats.
Now she prowls the shadows by night, picking off unwary travellers while also wearing lots of cute accessories.