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How to stay annoyed during a heatwave

DURING heatwaves it’s important to take appropriate precautions during a heatwave so that you stay British and irritable, not relaxed like a foreigner. Remain peeved with this guide: 

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Have you seen the twats on these f**king juries, says senior judge

A SENIOR judge has invited the public to look at the cretins and halfwits on the average jury and ask if they would like to be judged by them. 

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