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'Fire experts and replace them with podcasters': More of Trump's advice to Starmer

LIKE a simpleminded Daily Express reader, Trump advised Starmer to use the military to stop asylum seekers. He also proffered the following advice:

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How to make your teenager the twattiest fresher in halls: A checklist

IT’S almost freshers’ week, and as a parent you’ll want to ensure your child is suitably twattish as a student. Here’s how to give them the best start at uni. 

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