A WOMAN is indulging in an extra-marital affair on the grounds that it is the festive season and she has had a hard year.
Donna Sheridan, aged 41, had a few drinks, covertly dowloaded Tinder and started swiping with the same gleeful abandon usually reserved for eating four mince pies in a row.
She said: “I know, I made a vow to love and honour my husband til death do us part. But I deserve this! It’s Christmas!
“I’ve been faithful all year, visited his family, faked orgasms, so now the tree’s up and the lights are on it’d be rude not to have a cheeky little liaison with a stranger in the Donington Park Travelodge.
“Christmas is a time for indulgence but I’m not a chocolates person, which is why I’ve got the MILF figure the lads are craving. So I’m allowed a few cheat days. Once we hit January I’ll go right back to being a one-dick woman.
“Anyway, it’s not like I’m hurting anyone, except for everyone who’s close to me and loves me.”
Sheridan’s husband Tom said: “Bless Donna, she’s so restrained even when she’s spoiling herself. I’ve been on the darkroom chemsex since mid-November.”
