MILLIONS of woman across the world are, against their better judgment, still allowing men to put their gross willies inside of them, research has found.
A wide-ranging survey has found the practice continues across different cultures and countries even though the women largely agree they would not want a big dirty willy near them the majority of the time and certainly not near food.
Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “We last did this survey in 2010, and willies have not had a good press since then. But the numbers are the same.
“Notwithstanding MeToo, Tinder, dick pics, and growing awareness of toxic masculinity, the majority of women are still willing to stick a man’s nasty, unwashed bellend into their most private region, and more besides.
“Women are practically running to leap onto a todger and pop it into an orifice. And it’s not just to get pregnant. They seem, as much as they may deny it in the cold light of day, to find something perversely attractive in the idea.
“The real shocker is that this still happens within lengthy marriages. These women who have taken one for the team for decades and are still doing it. It’s astoundingly charitable, and probably the one hopeful element of our report.”
Woman Carolyn Ryan said: “We should stop. I should stop.”
