Mum interpreting every gift as passive-aggressive slight

A MOTHER believes every present she has opened from her husband and children to be a covert critique on her personality and parenting. 

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Kick a bastard out of your family, urges King in Christmas address

KING Charles is to instruct the nation to look around at their family, decide who the bastard is and send them into exile in Norfolk. 

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