NEW Year means nudification to Elon Musk’s deranged AI stripping women on social media. If you need to see ladies in bikinis, these are more dignified than using Grok:
Peep in on a changing room
Glimpsing pretty ladies in their pants through a changing room curtain? As ethically bankrupt as asking Grok to strip total strangers, but an act of retro Benny Hill Britishness that provides no funding to billionaires. Compared to using an AI to share images of women in bikinis, almost innocent.
Browse a catalogue
Harder to come by than they used to be, but catalogues still contain a treasure trove of bored models awkwardly posing in underwear if you’re willing to put in the effort. Plus, as catalogues are physical media, you’ll get the warm, smug glow of a DVD collector regarding their latest purchase from the Criterion collection.
Go to the beach
On the downside, you’ll have to wait six months. On the upside, you’ll see a horizon of beautiful women lounging on golden sands, their amber skins and supple bodies glistening with freshly applied sun lotion. A pair of mirrored sunglasses provide all the anonymity of the internet while you enjoy the unfamiliar sensation of being outside.
Use your imagination
You remember? Your imagination! That thing in your head that conjured up clever ideas. Might be burnt out on doomscrolling and largely outsourced to ChatGPT, but it’s still in there and raring to go. And what better way to kickstart it than by scrunching your eyes up tight and trying to picture a skimpy two-piece on a sexy lady?
Search Google Images in safe mode
The internet contains many naked women, which is apparently too hardcore for a Grok user. If it’s purely girls in bikinis you’re keen to see, head over to the settings and make sure SafeSearch is activated. Then, as your teenage nephew will confirm, it’s simply a case of running an image search and not clicking on the blurred out results.
Begin a loving relationship
By far the most respectable method, but also the trickiest. You’ll need to develop a personality, look presentable, and create a life attractive to a potential mate. You’ll only be able to see one partner in a bikini at a time but this approach also boasts the fringe benefit of being in love. Which is apparently supposed to feel okay. Grok says.
