Society

WHETHER scum, parasites or bastards, there are few professions lower than the landlord. Here are the varieties they come in, in descending order.

YOUR parents have a delicate relationship with modern technology. Here is how they will make a phone call even worse when the signal drops.

MOST pubs are perfectly adequate, but some have added extras that elevate them to another level. Like these.

YOU can’t even mention children without someone online accusing you of being a wrong ‘un these days. Here’s how to handle it.

ARE you unsure whether your collection of dolls based on crude racial stereotypes is offensive? After a row about golliwogs in a pub in Essex, here’s how to tell.

THE creators of the Bible have admitted that they were on incredible amounts of hallucinogens when they penned it.

A MISINFORMED white man believes the world only contains an array of people as part of a box-ticking diversity exercise, it has emerged.

SOME swear words are superior to others and should be protected at all costs for future generations to enjoy. Like these.

EVEN in years of Jubilees and funerals Jesus still has the Royals beaten hands down on bank holidays, he has boasted.

WILDFIRES and floods do not happen on schedule, so expect the government’s mobile phone emergency alert to go off at inconvenient times. Such as these.