Society

HEN parties are ravaging Britain, and every single one includes these seven women.

LOTS of tourist attractions deserve their popularity. Then there are these destinations which have made a name for themselves based on nonsense.

BRITAIN is to observe the May bank holiday by f**king like it will never f**k again, it has confirmed.

THE Metropolitan Police is failing to catch serial killers because they are close friends with them and drink together, it has confirmed.

THE UK has woken gripped by a gnawing dread this morning: is King Charles’s Coronation guest list proof he will be the Monarch of Woke?

MEN who shorten the name David to ‘Dave’ are held in seething contempt by those who stick with the more formal option, it has emerged.

TALKING to someone in their forties? Want to avoid them breaking down crying from the sheer weight of their age? Steer clear of these remarks.

SOME words created from smashing two others together are useful, like internet or biopic. These ought to have been drowned at birth.

JUST 20 years ago, the UK was so idiotically credulous it believed there was a new breed of pigs that fitted cutely into teacups. We actually fell for this bollocks.

NOW London is a hotbed of Labour voters, Cockney rhyming slang’s gone all dagger and cloak. These are the new phrases down the hipster eel shop.