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Angel, and other bits of London that sound nice but aren't

PERUSING an Underground map, you imagine London is filled with beautiful, charming enclaves. How wrong you are, for these quaint-sounding areas are actually shitholes.

This bank holiday the worst one, Britain agrees

THE August bank holiday is easily the worst of all the year’s bank holidays, the UK has decided.

Tree of the Year candidate 'sent racist tweets'

Walked two miles to open an envelope then straight down the pub: GCSE results day in the 90s

KIDS who get their GCSE results by email today will never know the fun of results day in the past. Here’s how yours played out.

The 17 deadly weapons of the middle-class child

YOUR skin prickles. The hair on your neck stands up. A middle-class child is approaching, armed and dangerous. But which of its deadly weapons will it choose?

Bank holiday traffic to be all-moron

'Anyone got anything we could use as a prison?' government asks Britain

1980s named best decade for doing coke

A NATIONWIDE survey has confirmed that the 1980s were easily the greatest decade for the snorting of cocaine.

University, gap year or apprenticeship: which one is equally likely to lead to misery and financial ruin?

The nosy bastard's guide to getting involved in a private conversation

BEEN casually eavesdropping aren’t sure whether you should involve yourself in the discussion? Here’s a helpful guide to needlessly sticking your oar in.