Society

EVERYTHING that's wrong nowadays is blamed on wokeness, so maybe it’s time to start re-evaluating historical issues too. Like these.

AN important salesman like me notices when other drivers lack confidence, doing stupid things like obeying the speed limit. Here’s how I politely school them to become better drivers.

AN unsung hero has revealed that he does not have a massive problem with women who carry a small amount of fat on their stomach.

THE price of basic foodstuffs like bread, cereal and bacon have skyrocketed due to a man leaving Aldi and popping into M&S.

A PARK bench has been recognised with a formal plaque as the place where a man first experienced fellatio.

WHETHER scum, parasites or bastards, there are few professions lower than the landlord. Here are the varieties they come in, in descending order.

YOUR parents have a delicate relationship with modern technology. Here is how they will make a phone call even worse when the signal drops.

MOST pubs are perfectly adequate, but some have added extras that elevate them to another level. Like these.

YOU can’t even mention children without someone online accusing you of being a wrong ‘un these days. Here’s how to handle it.

ARE you unsure whether your collection of dolls based on crude racial stereotypes is offensive? After a row about golliwogs in a pub in Essex, here’s how to tell.