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I don’t think anyone other than a woman who was born into poverty would do some of the things I request in bed.

He's a handsome English landowner, she's TingTing - the China girl with the kind of boyish waist and hairless areas women would literally kill for.

Whether it’s asking for that promotion, telling your boss you just can’t handle any more work or giving Linda on reception a picture of ourselves in swimwear, we just bottle out.

You may be confused about why antimatter exists, but you can easily forgo the stress if you just think about the nimble young Olympian, Tom Daley and his spectacular plummets.

Every squeak feels like a bird is taking a shit on the shiny bonnet of my success.

'He carried a gift bag which was larger than a toddler but smaller than a car, so naturally I was thrilled. I tore it open and froze. It was a harpoon.'

The public clearly don't trust Mr Cameron, which seems crazy to me. The man exudes CEO.

LIKE you, I am appalled by London’s recent events. But it was only after reading Russell Brand's hauntingly beautiful poem about the riots that I realised one woman is not an island.

Thelma and Louise drove across America chasing their dream, which ultimately proved unattainable. Their frustration is shared by scientists who try to travel into the past.

I had to shoot a Labrador to overcome my fears. It let my then business partner know what I was capable of, but it might not be so simple for you.