THE public has been exposed to so much bullshit over the last year that nobody is surprised by it anymore, experts have confirmed.
From the big mistakes made at the start of the pandemic to the poor handling of the fuel crisis, the majority of the British public are now so used to lies and stupidity that the entire country has become immune.
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “The weary resignation that we’re completely f**ked as a nation is now so widespread that even a massive tax hike would fail to muster a grumble from most people.
“At this point Boris Johnson could break into your house, take a dump on your carpet and kick your cat, and you’d numbly accept it. In fact, the government’s approval rating would skyrocket.”
Voter Bill McKay said: “When the Tories swept to power I was worried we’d be overwhelmed with so much bullshit that we wouldn’t be able to cope. I should have trusted that this was their plan all along.
“Having been exposed to such an excess of incompetence that I don’t even notice it anymore, I can now go about my crap life without feeling like I need to topple the government.
“And if I do get a bit angry, I just remind myself it’s all Labour’s fault anyway.”