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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Nigel Farage getting milkshaked

Waking up with a hangover whose pulsations fire enough energy to keep a village lit for a week, I reflect on the turbulent last few days. On  Monday, I was rushed to hospital with acute liver failure.

This week in Mash History: Tim Berners-Lee gets bored on the toilet, 1989

THE internet is the dominant technology of the 21st century, with millions using it every day to look up Anna Kendrick’s age, bukkake porn, or Benedict Cumberbatch’s height.

Your astrological week ahead for June 1st, with Psychic Bob

Go on. Treat your wife to half a Dr Oetker Ristorante pizza tonight. She's earned it.

The Archbishop of Canterbury on... the relaunch of Loaded for wanking dads

WAKING up with a hangover so intense my tortured neurons are sending signals into space, I look back on the events of yesterday which led to my present condition. 

Your astrological week ahead for May 25th, with Psychic Bob

Councils shouldn’t install ornate lamp-posts. There’s a real risk people might end up learning to tap dance.

The Archbishop of Canterbury on... who's cancelling Lee Anderson's breakfast? Black Pudding Matters?

WAKING up with a hangover emitting a stench worse than pilchards left to rot on a gym changing room radiator for a fortnight, I reflect on a personally momentous Wednesday. 

Oust Rishi, install Kemi, abolish all laws and deport 17 million: how the Tories can still win

HOPE is not lost. Action can be taken. A hapless, sodden so-called leader and his homeopathic Conservatism ousted, and a victory won.

A confused Millennial tries to… watch a gig without filming it

NOT everything is on the internet. Some content, like plays and non-league football games, only happen once and then they’re gone forever. That’s criminal.

Your astrological week ahead for May 18th, with Psychic Bob

It’s big news in the football this weekend! Will a team win, or will another team lose? And what does this mean for the colours red, blue, and lighter blue?

The Archbishop of Canterbury on... 72 genders and Gillian Keegan chose 'stupid cow'

WAKING in my bed awash with vomit, the result, doubtless, of a bad kipper after a late evening, I hose myself down and reflect on yesterday’s events.