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Edinburgh Festival predicts record number of shattered dreams

Fringe bursting with thousands of original and inspired things that are completely doomed.

 

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Camper vans are just machines without souls, owners reminded

Sad little men warned against seeing metal object as part of family or giving it name.

 

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