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Madonna's marriage crumbled 'because of sex-themed breakfasts'

Giant fox changes back into naked dead man

Public told to stop having sex with sun-dried tomatoes

Engelbert Humperdink to represent Britain in the decathlon

World's oldest sheep 'learned nothing'

Redknapp shows England credentials with abject capitulation

UN issues list of books it is probably okay to burn

Office car park tax 'great value' claim workers

Scottish lottery winner 'managed to remain miserable'

Who gives a toss why Stonehenge was built?