Subscribe

British Teacher Held In Cuddly-Toy Namers' Wing

THE British teacher who allowed her pupils to name a teddy bear after a person has been sent to the maximum security, toy-namers’ wing of Sudan’s toughest women’s prison.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Immigrants 'Too Cheerful', Says Morrissey

SINGER Morrissey is refusing to come back to Britain because the country's immigrant population smile too much. 

Checking article access…

Next story ›