Saturday, 5th December 2020

Nobody honestly believes the twat won't win

US polls have found that Joe Biden is leading by six points, has a nine-in-ten chance of sucess, and not one person truly believes that. 

A Democrat victory is widely expected by nobody despite all the evidence pointing to it, because they all remember what happened the last f**king time.

Pollster Nathan Muir said: “I would put my shirt on a Biden victory. Conversely I’ve put a grand on a Trump victory because when it inevitably happens at least I get paid.

“The president is unfit for office, has no achievements, has demonstrably caused the deaths of hundreds of thousands, and is deteriorating mentally at a rapid rate. He’s got this one in the bag.

“Sure, the polls, but polls lie. They make you complacent. Not that I think record voter turnout means anything but victory for the atomic tangerine arsehole who openly hates half the country.”

Democrat Will McKay of Ohio said: “I tried to imagine Biden could win. It hurt me.”