A WOMAN who claims she is happy to watch any TV show or film is only open to doing so until offered options, it has emerged.
Sophie Rodriguez and Tom Booker settled down for an evening together as a couple, which means watching television for two hours, when Booker courteously asked if she had a preference.
He said: “I was, after all, holding the remote. However Sophie’s generosity outweighed my own as she handed me carte blanche to put on anything I chose.
“So I put on a six-hour documentary about the pyramids, but she wanted something a bit less educational as she’d been in work all day, which is fair enough. So I found a good South Park where Cartman’s a cop but she said she doesn’t like cartoons.
“I thought TOWIE would do it, but she said it was too trashy and reminded her of her colleague Jessica, who to be fair is a slag. So I suggested Andor on Disney Plus but she didn’t want to start something new and anyway aliens aren’t people, which is inarguable.
“I found this Sherlock movie with Jude Law in that’s easy, mindless entertainment which would be all wrapped up in two hours. Apparently that would be past her bedtime.
“By this time I was getting pretty narked as she ruled out quiz shows, soaps, reality, any nature documentary and anything to do with death. I tossed her the remote and told her to pick something. She went off in a huff so, in a foul mood, I put the footy on.”
Sophie said: “Tom was really stressy about it. When I came back in he had football on, so I said if that’s what he wanted to watch all he had to do was say. I’ll watch anything.”
