THE British public has been warned if they continue to vote so irresponsibly Reform’s entire election-winning narrative could be at risk.
After selfishly choosing Andy Burnham over Reform in Makerfield, preferring the discredited SNP in Arbroath and Broughty Ferry, and implausibly plumping for the Tories in Aberdeen South, the electorate has been reprimanded by their government-in-waiting.
Reform deputy leader Richard Tice said: “So far we’ve tolerated you electing the Greens and even bloody Plaid Cymru instead of us. But we’ve reached our limit.
“Three by-elections, at least two of them in known shitholes, and we don’t win a single one? Do you not realise the damage you’re doing to the story of our rise to power?
“We’re not on every television channel every day for the good of our bloody health, you know. We’re on there because we, you and the media have agreed that Britain is surging to Reform, no other party can possibly win, and our victory is pre-ordained.
“You have no business ruining that well-planned narrative with your selfish little votes. Did you not see our flags? Our riots? Exactly. No more of this ‘preferring other parties’. It’s plain inconsiderate.”
Reform plan to set their inexorable journey to total domination back on track by winning the Manchester mayoralty, for which they will nominate a total freak with a f**ked-up social media history who is unable to speak coherently.
