Politics

Your stubbed toe: Was it the fault of the anti-growth coalition?

THE anti-growth coalition, made up of anyone who disagrees with Liz Truss, is the source of every wrong in this country. So is it behind these misfortunes?

Man who's spent 12 years f**king things up copying Tories by pretending it wasn't him

A MAN who has acted like a total prick for 12 years is taking a leaf out of the Tories’ book and pretending it was someone else’s fault.

How Britain will no longer exist by the end of Liz Truss's speech: a minute-by-minute guide

BY the time Liz Truss finishes speaking today, Britain will no longer exist. Here’s how it will happen minute-by-minute.

I also have a dream, says Suella Braverman

LIKE Martin Luther King. Suella Braverman has a dream, though hers is to see flights deporting migrants to Rwanda by Christmas. And more.

Slytherin party conference sneers at degrees in Harry Potter studies

THE annual Slytherin party conference has sneered at Gryffindor swots doing degrees in Harry Potter studies.

'And if you could just forget that we tried to abolish that tax rate in the first place, thanks'

THE Conservatives have U-turned on abolishing the 45p tax rate on condition that all voters forget about it as if it never happened.

Liz Truss feeds entire party conference by growing pie

PRIME minister Liz Truss has fed every one of the 4,000 people attending the Conservative party conference by miraculously growing a pie.

We experimented with our economic policy on rats and it went fine, says Kwarteng

KWASI Kwarteng has sought to reassure nervous financial markets by revealing that his controversial mini-budget was tried out on rats in laboratory conditions.

Labour supporters wank themselves dry over YouGov poll

LABOUR supporters have confirmed that yesterday’s YouGov poll showing Starmer’s party 33 points ahead is the most erotic thing ever and they are spent.  

The Letts GCSE Revision Guide to Trussonomics

ARE you studying for a GCSE in Trussonomics? Here’s a handy revision guide complete with a range of exam questions to practise on.