NEED to convince people to vote for your terrible Brexit deal? Get them on board with a deeply patronising slogan. Here’s how.
JEREMY Corbyn is promising the nation free broadband because he still believes the internet is an educational tool, it has emerged.
APPARENTLY some moaning minnies are unhappy with my handling of the floods, but I say they just need to show a bit of pluck and spunk! Here is my advice.
THE Conservatives and Labour are locked in an escalating battle over spending. Who is promising you personally the most?
BRITISH citizens may have to learn to sit on the floor and lick their backsides with one leg in the air post-Brexit.
TOM Watson has quit as deputy Labour leader because he cannot stand that self-satisfied pr*ck Corbyn for another minute, he has confirmed.
THE election is underway, but are you too bloodyminded and ill-informed to vote sensibly? Check you’re not one of these people.
POLITICIANS love a good back and forth but sadly, a lot like a soap opera, they can't ever swear at each other. But what would it sound like if they could?
BORIS Johnson has been advised to rein in his urge to impregnate women until the general election is over.
ARE you the leader of a political party trying to beat the most awful government in recent memory? Here Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn gives his advice on stuffing it up.