Politics

THE prime minister has brightly asked her new cabinet if any of them have any ideas on how to fix anything.

LIZ Truss' multi-ethnic and representative cabinet will surely be a force for good because it is diverse, left-wingers have agreed.

A Red Wall Tory who was excited about Boris Johnson has a good feeling about Liz Truss, she has confirmed.

LIZ Truss has confirmed that she hopes to develop a facial expression which is not deeply unnerving by Christmas.

THE UK’s lies-per-minute record has been absolutely shattered by this morning’s farewell speech by Boris Johnson.

NEW prime minister Liz Truss has promised Britain to look competent by comparison to her predecessor.

IT has come to this, the UK realises, as Liz Truss is named prime minister.

WANT to be prime minister? But MPs don’t rate you, party members would rather have Boris, and the electorate despise you? Don’t let that stand in your way.

BORIS Johnson’s rollercoaster reign has been one of lies, of deceptions, of massive misjudgements and screeching U-turns. How much can you remember about it?

FROM mishandling Covid to hiring Chris Pincher, these are the catastrophic errors made by Boris Johnson during his time in power, ranked.