Politics

Me not getting what I want is a f**king emergency, says Trump

PRESIDENT Trump has announced that any situation where he does not get what he wants immediately is a national emergency.

Five things to do if you've f**king had it up to here with Brexit

IF you really can’t face any more Brexit bullshit it could be time to make some radical life changes. Here are some suggestions.

Tory MP experiencing Brexit hardship by living on just £10,000 a week

A CONSERVATIVE MP is getting an understanding of what Brexit will be like for the nation by continuing to be incredibly rich.

Five double acts that would make a better job of Brexit than Corbyn and May

JEREMY Corbyn meeting with Theresa May to discuss Brexit does not exactly fill sane people with confidence. So which other double acts could be put in charge?

Man watching BBC news as 'pure escapism' from Brexit

A MAN watches BBC news because it presents a calming, stress-free version of the actual ongoing catastrophe of Brexit.

The Remainer's guide to getting behind Brexit

ARE you a Remainer who’s been constantly told to ‘get behind’ Brexit for the last two years but has no idea what that means? Here’s how to do it.

Don't make me get my hands dirty you slags, says Queen

THE Queen has warned that if she has to step in and sort out this whole Brexit mess then Britain will bloody well know about it.

'Daddy, what's a f**kstick?': Your guide to Brexit profanities

‘SHOWER of twats’, ‘Mr Eurodick’, ‘useless beardy motherfucker’. Brexit has spawned a host of new profanities, but are you up-to-date with them all?

The Wetherspoons customer's guide to a no-deal Brexit

ARE you a pants-wetting Remoaner who’s worried about no-deal Brexit? Here Wetherspoons regular Normal Steele answers your questions at 10am with a pint.

Unite behind me you twats, says May at cross-party talks

THE prime minister has asked the twat leaders of other parties she clearly despises to unite behind her and her Brexit deal immediately.