THE government has decided the North does not need a Northern Powerhouse and can make do with a new toilet instead.
THE prime minister has acknowledged she was chosen to do one single task and has done nothing but fuck it up.
THE government has triumphantly announced that one small sector of the British economy will not be adversely affected by Brexit.
POLITICIANS have realised Boris Johnson is sleeping in the House of Commons after being kicked out by his wife.
THE government has set up ‘Operation Yellowhammer’ to make emergency plans for a chaotic no-deal Brexit. So what should you do if everything goes to shit?
THE Government has detailed all the crippling inconveniences of a no-deal Brexit while adding how much we will love them.
A WOMAN’S poem praising Jeremy Corbyn may be the most horrendous thing ever to exist.
HELLO, comrades. As a top politician I know only too well the importance of acting swiftly and decisively. Here’s how to take the bull by the horns in a variety of real-life situations.
NIGEL Farage has been sitting on the edge of his bed in the dark crying and holding a signed photo of President Trump, according to friends.