Politics

THE full force of the elite British establishment has come together to support a man who was always its bitterest enemy.

NIGEL Farage’s leaked bank statements reveal that on average he purchased a pint with his debit card every 15 minutes, it has emerged.

ARE you an ambitious young politico hoping to peak early? Here is a guide to becoming a life peer while your mates are still living in house shares. 

A CENTRIST who believes everyone should show more civility towards right-wingers has been told to shove it up his liberal arse.

AFTER years of languishing in obscurity, the Liberal Democrats have returned to mess up politics like they did last time.

A DELIGHTED Tory party has been reminded by a narrow win and a Labour-Lib Dem split of how they clung onto power back in 1992.

ALLOWING the constituency which backed Boris Johnson to continue to vote has caused nationwide alarm and disgust.

FORMER UKIP leader Nigel Farage has confirmed he is exploring bold new frontiers of twatdom by being so much of a twat even his bank hates him.

RISHI Sunak has confirmed that when he refers to low-value, rip-off degrees, he does indeed mean anything concerning the arts.

BORIS Johnson’s baby is at that special age where he is blissfully unaware of who exactly his dad is.