THE Brexit fixation with taking control of our fish supplies is great news for people who cannot get enough fish, Michael Gove has explained.
BREXIT is such a massive fuck up that Theresa May is quitting politics for a less stressful life working in Aldi.
PRESIDENT Trump has invited Vladimir Putin to come with him to Britain when he visits next month because he “knew we wouldn’t mind”.
THE Universal Credit system was always intended to be non-functional or people might use it to get money to live, the government has explained.
BORIS Johnson has assured the public that he says ill-thought-out, inflammatory nonsense quite openly, so there is no need to secretly record him.
DAVID Davis plans to halt publication of the government’s Brexit white paper by using his SAS experience to swing through a window on a rope.
THE EU has imposed a 40 per cent tariff on overweight American golf tossers flying over here to lumber around a green near a castle.
THE UK will remain in the customs union with the EU for the short period of time it takes to get a fully-functioning moon base established.
THE government has given Wetherspoons a rail franchise after the pub chain confirmed it knew nothing about running trains.