Politics

SENIOR Tories have welcomed accusations of sexual misconduct against a cabinet minister and aide on the grounds that it’s been months.

IT'S a hard job being Prime Minister. You have to take on multiple roles and be all things to all men, including hospital employee, policeman, hard hat construction worker and fighter pilot.

BRITONS who do not understand simple economics, like Liz Truss, seem confused as to how the coming recession will begin. Here is a step-by-step guide:

A LEADER of Russia who was not an absolute bastard to either his own people or neighbouring countries has passed away.

BORIS Johnson is planning one last epic scandal to shock and disgust the nation before leaving Number 10, it has emerged.

FROM Atlantis sinking to 9/11, I’ve yet to see any crisis faced that couldn’t be beaten by the cutting of taxes. I’ll talk you through a few.

A MAN who voices right-wing views, reads right-wing media and agrees with all right-wing policies is definitely not right-wing, he has confirmed.

SCIENTISTS have discovered the extinction of the dinosaurs was caused by their continuous election of Conservative governments.

RISING energy prices are crippling Britain, with millions in poverty and small businesses closing. Here are six things the government could do but won’t.

LIZ Truss seems certain to be the next prime minister of the increasingly dysfunctional UK. Here's a sneak preview of the fantasy cabinet she’s already drawing up.