A BUILDER who has caused £8,000 of damage to the kitchen he is supposedly improving has promised he will see the job through.
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JACOB Rees-Mogg has called a press conference to say he has read the draft Brexit agreement and, against all expectations, absolutely loves it.
AFTER discovering Britain is surrounded by water, Brexit secretary Dominic Raab shares his insights into the British Isles which everyone else already knew.
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A REMAINER'S pleasing feelings of superiority over other voters have been marred by genuine terror over what is coming next.
MORE than a century into the future, the UK is still waiting for the EU to come up with a creative solution to the Northern Ireland border.
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MISERABLE people who want everyone to be unhappy like them have begged Theresa May to carry on with austerity.