Politics

Cabinet must be brilliant because it's diverse, left-wingers agree

LIZ Truss' multi-ethnic and representative cabinet will surely be a force for good because it is diverse, left-wingers have agreed.

Moron has a good feeling about Truss

A Red Wall Tory who was excited about Boris Johnson has a good feeling about Liz Truss, she has confirmed.

Truss announces plan to develop normal facial expression by December

LIZ Truss has confirmed that she hopes to develop a facial expression which is not deeply unnerving by Christmas.

Lies-per-minute record absoutely smashed

THE UK’s lies-per-minute record has been absolutely shattered by this morning’s farewell speech by Boris Johnson.

Truss pledges to look competent in comparison

NEW prime minister Liz Truss has promised Britain to look competent by comparison to her predecessor.

It has come to this

IT has come to this, the UK realises, as Liz Truss is named prime minister.

How to become prime minister when nobody wants you to be, by Liz Truss

WANT to be prime minister? But MPs don’t rate you, party members would rather have Boris, and the electorate despise you? Don’t let that stand in your way.

The Boris Johnson Years: how much can you bear to remember?

BORIS Johnson’s rollercoaster reign has been one of lies, of deceptions, of massive misjudgements and screeching U-turns. How much can you remember about it?

Boris Johnson's moronic f**k ups, ranked!

FROM mishandling Covid to hiring Chris Pincher, these are the catastrophic errors made by Boris Johnson during his time in power, ranked.

About time we had a sexual misconduct scandal, Tories agree

SENIOR Tories have welcomed accusations of sexual misconduct against a cabinet minister and aide on the grounds that it’s been months.