Politics

KEIR Starmer boringly removed his jacket and carried on with his speech after having glitter thrown at him yesterday. Which politicians would have responded with a bit more spunk?

KEIR Starmer is to suggest that around 90 per cent of Britain be demolished so it can be rebuilt properly.

THE events in Israel are horrifying and tragic. But if we can use them to develop solid lines of attack against the BBC and Keir Starmer, then we must.

THE age at which people can buy the Daily Mail will rise by a year every year under a Labour government until its readership is phased out entirely.

LABOUR is on the brink of forming at least a hung parliament if last night’s unique circumstances happen everywhere in the UK.

A TEENAGE smoker who owns an XL bully is demanding that a general election is held immediately.

AFTER scrapping HS2 and abandoning levelling up, the Conservatives have confirmed that ‘It’s grim up North’ is now official government policy.

THE home secretary has explained that a migrant hurricane is very similar to a classic Sharknado but even more deadly.

AS A working professional renting in zone three of London, I can confirm that not every renter smokes weed or is in a gang. Though obviously I do both.

THE prime minister is planning to turn his term of office around by stage-diving into the heaving mosh pit at the Tory party conference.