Politics

YOUR MP, terrified of both an electorate that hates Boris Johnson and the newspapers that love him, will be hiding from a vote today. But where?

FOOTAGE released from the Conservative lockdown 2020 Christmas party was taken from an ongoing livestream, the government has confirmed.

HARRIET Harman and objective truth have had it in for me for years, and now they have wickedly conspired to accuse me of things I definitely have done.

THE privileges committee has published its report into Boris Johnson lying to the House, and believes it can see a pattern.

AS the prime minister and the last-but-one prime minister trade barbs in public, concerns are growing that the spat could escalate into diss tracks.

OH, gather ye children from their homes for a tale of woe that’ll leave you cold, a Liverpool lass treated so horrid: hear ye the ballad of Nadine Dorries.

JACOB Rees-Mogg has suddenly realised that everyone who used to protect him from the bullies has left Parliament.

THE Scottish National Party is to hold an independence referendum over its association with Nicola Sturgeon.

ALL leaders elected in Britain, Scotland and the US between 2016-2019 are in deep legal shit, it has transpired.

CONCERNED friends of Boris Johnson have confirmed that while he remains defiant about parliament’s witch hunt, he is now only one-and-a-half feet tall.