Politics
FACING criticism from people who are clearly just well jealous of you, hun? Ignore the haters with this advice from me, Suella Braverman.
THERE is literally nothing interesting about Rishi Sunak except that he likes Star Wars. Here are his nerdiest sexual fantasies from the worlds of sci-fi and superheroes.
JACOB Rees-Mogg has resigned as business secretary via a convoluted, handwritten letter. Here is the text in full.
RISHI Sunak is the UK’s prime minister, but who or what is he? Learn all about our universally beloved leader with these strange but true facts.
BRITISH people have confirmed that they are proud to live in a country where race is no longer a barrier to being an overprivileged, out-of-touch Conservative leader.
THE public is relieved Boris Johnson has pulled out of the leadership race because he would have made a mockery of an already ridiculous process.
EVERYONE seems to think the reason I pulled out of the leadership race was because I didn’t get enough support. On the contrary, the truth is that I had too much.
BRITAIN has been asked to choose from a leader who will either screw them, shaft them or f**k them, it has emerged.
YOUR big fat blonde cheating lying bastard of an ex has heard you are single again and has put in a call.
THE party that chose an amateur chainsaw-juggler to perform her act on the roof of a burning orphanage believes a general election would be dangerous and irresponsible.