Politics

ARE you a proud police-fighting patriot? Keen to relive your childhood playing Escape From Colditz with a British hero fleeing oppressive forces, but pointedly not the Nazis?

THE Tsar? Russian fellow, misunderstood. A ‘drugs tsar’? Appointed by government, given a catchy title and I don’t doubt necessary. But what on earth is a ‘Covid corruption tsar’?

RACHEL Reeves will today announce she is axing the Conservatives’ vanity project of creating their own singularity for lack of funds.

THE same old twats who sullied the last few Conservative leadership races are once again entering this one.

KEIR Starmer has announced the whip has been suspended from an eighth MP for the crime of placing a cup on a wooden table without using a coaster.

THE King’s speech to parliament is the first chance for Britain to find out what they voted for three weeks ago, they have confirmed.