Politics

There's only one way to deal with a bully – be their bitch. By Keir Starmer

YOU may think schoolyard bullies have little to do with tariffs. But when Tommo Smith confronted me on my first day at ‘big school’, I learned a lesson which has stayed with me.

Stand in an unnecessarily long airport queue: Five ways to celebrate five years of Brexit

FIVE years ago Britain left the EU in a triumphant venture that brought the nation together. Here’s how to celebrate half a decade of non-stop Brexit success.

Can I use it to pay for the weekly big shop? Your Heathrow third runway questions answered

UNSURE how a third runway at Heathrow will benefit you in any way? Perhaps you lack the vision required to kickstart growth. The answers are here.

Five other middle-class events Just Stop Oil can comfortably disrupt

JUST Stop Oil are disrupting the fabric of British society with their daring protests, albeit only the hand-embroidered floral fabric. These are their next affluent targets.

When will cowardly Starmer follow Trump's example and pardon our selfless drug dealers?

THEY work all hours. They’re entrepreneurs. And nothing matters more to them than putting a smile on their customers’ faces. So why are they locked up?

Keir Starmer's completely hypothetical guide to sacking someone called, say, Rachel

MAKING someone redundant isn’t easy for any manager. But if you’ve no other option with a colleague called, to choose a name at random, Rachel, here’s how to make it as painless as possible.

Fairly bright 11-year-old tipped to be next chancellor

AN 11-YEAR-OLD who is top of his primary school maths class is set to replace Rachel Reeves as chancellor, he claims.