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Disbelieving public says: "There's no way this guy could be a sleazebag. No way."

You cannot go outside because you have to do things on a computer, say bosses.

PUTTING a few hundred miles between yourself and Midlands' capital drastically enhances wellbeing, according to new research.

Open-air gigs to spread message of hate and separateness.

Youngsters decided to stick it to 'the Man'.

Recent IQ tests show that although women are slightly ahead, most people don't even register.

THE world's annual biggest habitual masturbator convention opens in San Diego.

Cluedo character/rapper claims Colonel Mustard did it, using the lead pipe.

Cold-hearted millionaire relinquishes 'matey' moniker.

New survey shows minimum income required for purchase of gee-gaws.