Arts & Entertainment

A WOMAN has condemned pornography whilst simultaneously poring over a book where the heroine is constantly being railed by an undead creature.  

IN the days before internet porn, pop music was one of the few ways to get horny. Here are six come-to-bed tunes which have miserably failed the test of time.

ICONIC bands could make millions by reforming for one night only. Yet these five refuse to, just to piss you off.

MEN are more discerning filmgoers than women, demanding only the most thought-provoking explosions and car chases. Here are the definitely-not-predictable ways Hollywood thinks it can grab you.

A MAN is mourning the late Sinead O’Connor by remembering all the times he agreed with her and was proven right over the years.

YOU didn’t expect to see tits in Oppenheimer, did you? You thought it’d all be nuclear tests and physics, but there they were. Here are my next prestige film projects featuring lovely funbags.

THE triumphant Barbie movie tells audiences men are brutes who must be stripped of their democratic rights and kept as pets. What other films have jarring subtexts?

A GROUP of snarky wankers have announced they will be seeing Oppenheimer and Barbie as a double bill to prove how quirky they are.

GOT a guitar but crap at it? Once sang in a band until you were replaced without even being told until you arrived at rehearsal? You still could have made it in these.