Arts & Entertainment

THE cultural event of the year, according to august commentators and heavyweight intellectuals, was when that one rapper called the other one a paedophile.

FATHER Christmas wants you to call him Daddy, and according to these musical masterpieces ’tis the season for him to get some. Listen and believe.

A FRIEND who did not enjoy the TV show you recommended has now started to take a dim view of you as well, they have confirmed.

FIRST gigs, huge gigs, controversial gigs, gigs where you just had to be there, except if you were nobody would ever believe you that it sucked.

MEN sick of films like Legally Blonde and The Devil Wears Prada being turned into West End musicals are demanding musicals of their films, like Die Hard or Taken. 

NETFLIX, tirelessly searching for a new lowest common denominator, has made a film called Hot Frosty about a snowman who f**ks. The plots of these as confusing as their target demographics:

AN upcoming episode of Inside The Factory will explore how the BBC handles the misconduct of a high-profile presenter – from the inside.

THERE are hairstyles that are not only eye-catching and memorable, but were also behind hit songs. These dos lit up the charts.

DUNE: Prophecy is the latest prequel to an interesting story which proves all prequels to be leaden and unnecessary. These are why the genre should die:

HOLLYWOOD has stubbornly continued to make films even though it peaked 26 years ago. None of these recent releases can compare to a rewatch of a 1999 cyberpunk classic.