Arts & Entertainment

YOU feel obliged to dismiss novelty songs as rubbish in case you look like a tasteless pleb, but there are some that you secretly adore, like these.

YOU don’t mind ‘Where are they now?’ articles if they’re about properly old TV shows like Upstairs, Downstairs. But now they seem to be suggesting you’re old yourself. Avoid these.

DID you spend hours at school murdering songs on the guitar or recorder, or just by singing them? Here are some teachers’ favourites you’d rather kill yourself than ever hear again.

A WOMAN who makes dreadful craft items and gives them to friends and family genuinely believes she could make money out it.

ARE you looking to pull on a night out clubbing? Unfortunately for you, your dancing is already warning any potential partner just how atrocious you’ll be in the bedroom.

SUFFERING undue concern in regard to attendance at Miss Swift’s upcoming Eras tour in the UK? Agonise no further. I, Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg, may help.

ONCE upon a time you watched a film, enjoyed it or not and that was it. Now you have to avoid sex predators and try to ignore screaming identity politics rows. Here’s what you did not expect.

THERE'S so much great literature out there that you’re never going to be arsed to read. Here’s the gist of 15 classic books so you can pretend you have.

THE big twist in the new Indiana Jones film is that Jones himself is the ancient relic possessed of mystical power that everyone is hunting.

KYLIE, Fleetwood Mac and Kate Bush have all found new, young audiences via TikTok. But which ‘legacy artists’ will never be considered cool enough to follow suit?