Arts & Entertainment

Women over 40 having sex, and other things TV is so, so proud of itself for

TV is unquestionably more representative these days. But sometimes it’s hard to appreciate it over the sound of the creators wanking themselves off over how great they are. As with these examples.

Seven ways to make films woke that even the woke hate

DO you support diversity and progressive values? Do you nonetheless hate suffering 120 minutes of clumsy woke propaganda because Hollywood won’t give it a rest?

This Morning to be taken off air after discovery presenter has had sex

ITV has admitted This Morning cannot carry on after the revelation that one of its presenting team has had sex.

Five local funfair experiences that are pretty f**king far from fun

THE arrival of summer means it's time for the annual visit of a travelling funfair. Here are some ways in which it will be dreadful.

Camping chairs, hummus, Prosecco: The middle-aged concert-goer's packing checklist

YOU used to go to raves with just a can of Red Stripe and a pocketful of drugs. Now you're middle-aged, you go to open air concerts with half the contents of your house and kitchen. Here's your packing checklist.

Streaming services' best shows summed up for people too tight to pay for them

HAS Succession entirely passed you by because you were too cheap to pay for it? Don’t worry, here’s a potted guide to all the best streaming shows so you can imagine them for free.

Sex Bomb, and other songs your mum shouldn't sing along to

ROUND at your parents’ when your mother innocently starts joining in with a suggestive pop song? Here are some sexy mum classics to make you want to curl up and die.

Wild, Wild West, and other films with f**king horrible theme songs

SOME films have soundtracks that add to their brilliance, while some are made worse by having shit theme songs. Like these.

Read spoilers, discuss endlessly, watch an episode: The mad way we watch TV now

IN the olden days you’d do this freaky thing of just watching a TV programme you were interested in. Now you do all of this before even thinking about turning the telly on.

Getting the crowd to sing the chorus, and other ways bands ruin their own gigs

YOU went to a gig to see the band perform the songs, not point the mic at the pissed-up, tuneless audience. Here are other ways they ruin their own gigs: