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The London Dungeon, and other 'family friendly' attractions to give your kids nightmares

WANT to make some memories with your children? These attractions will help, but unfortunately the memories will be completely traumatic.

90s pop classics which were total bollocks with hindsight

PEOPLE are fond of claiming the 1990s produced some of the greatest pop music of all time. Which falls on its arse when you recall these piles of total wank from the genre.

Mezzanine, and other supposedly great albums that are actually really f**king boring

HAVE you been told an album is a classic only to find it’s incredibly tedious? It was probably one of these.

Bands that would have been better if you'd been in them

SOME bands give you a strong feeling of ‘I could do that’. And you definitely could. Here are some famous acts that stupidly never got you on board.

Grown man believes there is such a thing as cartoons for adults

A MAN in his late 30s is desperate to convince normal people that adults can watch cartoons without shame.

Gregg Wallace, and the other luckiest untalented bastards in showbusiness

THERE are a lot of useless people in the world of entertainment who’ve spun a career out of utter mediocrity. Like these.

Woman finally has enough dick pics for game of Top Trumps

A WOMAN has finally collected enough dick pics from Tinder for a game of Top Trumps.

'One adult for the Mario Movie' says history's saddest bastard

THE biggest loser in the planet’s history has asked for one adult ticket to see the new Mario movie, it has emerged.

10 fictional characters you're meant to like but are wankers

I Gotta Feeling, and other songs that already sound like they were made by AI

A SONG that used AI to clone the voices of Drake and The Weeknd has been removed from Spotify. But which existing tracks already sound like generic shite made by robots?