Arts & Entertainment

TODAY’S entertainment is laboriously woke, which confuses young people watching anything made before 2015. Here’s how to explain baffling old films and TV.

TV channels are paying their respects following the tragic loss of Matthew Perry with a once-in-a-lifetime repeat of Friends.

THERE are some films you cherished as a child which you cannot wait to share with your offspring. But definitely not these ones.

SOME bands never recover from a member leaving, whether it’s due to musical talent or charisma. Here are some who should have begged departing members to stay.

A MAN decided to hurl himself into the blades of a combine harvester to avoid the agony of explaining what kind of music he enjoys.

SOME films are lucky enough to have a hot cast as well as a gripping plot line, but these ones don’t. Enjoy the eye-candy, because there’s nothing else of value here.

HE played them all the time, you preferred to avoid an argument, so you pretended Kasabian were good. You also have to live with these lies.

TIME travel, supervillains, evil ghosts - it’s impossible to make those things boring, surely? Unfortunately if you’ve seen any of these films you’ll realise it’s not.

GONE to see your favourite band and they’ve insisted on playing their shit new album in full? Here’s why you’d enjoy a tribute band more.

THE new series of The Crown will feature you, in your 1990s flat, crying at the death of someone you never even knew like a knobhead.