Environment

AN area of idyllic urban parkland has bloomed with spring’s first latex sign of illicit outdoor sex, it has emerged.

WHERE the f**k is Rutland? And who has ever heard of Denbighshire? You’ve never been to these places, so they must be made up.

MEN have pointed out that the six inches of snow due to fall on the country is much, much more than the national average.

EVERY photograph of a sunset, whether taken by a professional photographer in the Maldives or on an iPhone 6S in Llandudno, looks exactly the same.

STORM Jocelyn is failing to engage audiences after retreading scenes and plot points from its immediate predecessor.

THERE are few sights more majestic to behold than the humble trampoline swooping and soaring high overhead, Britain has agreed.

STORM Isha has devastated Britain. The whole country is under a weather alert and the public is on tornado watch. So, in all conscience, I cannot work.

OWNERS of costly German cars confident they can handle a mere two feet of floodwater have been encouraged to test their belief.

THE pine needles that have dropped from your Christmas tree have confirmed you will still be finding them buried in the carpet years from now.

A WOMAN is hoping it snows over Christmas so that her extended family will be unable to travel and visit her, it has emerged.