Environment
Snow a lot less f**king wet in the movies
THE snow that provides a joyful backdrop to play-fights and declarations of true love in films appears to be a lot less wet, Britain has noticed.
Stop warning us about snow in Britain when you mean Scotland, forecasters told
METEOROLOGISTS causing unnecessary panic by warning of snow in Britain when they mean Scotland and possibly Cumbria have been told to cut it out.
Northerners bloody glad they didn't go all the way to Oslo for a bit of red sky
NORTHERNERS who saw the Aurora Borealis last night are bloody glad they did not go all the way to Scandinavia for it.
How Britain would be woefully ill-prepared to deal with a hurricane
HURRICANE Milton has made landfall in America, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. Here’s why Britain would be totally ruined by similar weather.
Recycling carefully sorted into big green tub full of completely random shit
A WOMAN has painstakingly sorting her recyclable waste into a plastic container full of assorted and extremely disparate shit.