Environment

ECLIPSES of the sun which are less than total are underwhelming and not worth looking at, scientists have confirmed.

ONLY an idiot would think that the myth of climate change sparked the Suffolk wildfire. Armchair expert Martin Bishop explains the real causes.

IF your local park looks like shit, you’re currently experiencing a drought. Make sure to take these necessary precautions.

FEELING miserable about sweating in an office in July? Cheer yourself up by reflecting on the difference between these jobs and yours.

UNSURE what you'd do if caught in a wildfire? Don't worry - loudmouthed know-it-all Martin Bishop explains how he'd expertly cope from the comfort of a bar stool.

THE public has had its fill of the sun and is happy to spend the rest of 2026 in perpetual darkness, they have confirmed.

BRITAIN is in the grip of another heatwave, not that it will trouble bluff, no-nonsense Northerners. Here is their advice to the rest of the nation.

AS you brace yourself for another heatwave, remember you can use it as an excuse to get out of annoying tasks. Such as these time-wasting chores.

A GREAT-GRANDMOTHER is being coaxed by her family to enjoy the wonderful sunshine of the next few days while it, and she, lasts.