Environment

STORM Isha has devastated Britain. The whole country is under a weather alert and the public is on tornado watch. So, in all conscience, I cannot work.

OWNERS of costly German cars confident they can handle a mere two feet of floodwater have been encouraged to test their belief.

THE pine needles that have dropped from your Christmas tree have confirmed you will still be finding them buried in the carpet years from now.

A WOMAN is hoping it snows over Christmas so that her extended family will be unable to travel and visit her, it has emerged.

DELEGATES at COP28 have celebrated their decision to move away from fossil fuels by setting fire to an oil well, it has emerged.

A GUARDIAN reader is deeply troubled by the environmental impact of Santa’s annual round-the-world trips.

AN office worker has been forced to lazily send just two emails from home today due to Storm Ciarán.

STORM Ciarán is set to batter the UK, and as environment secretary I simply could not care less. Here’s my advice, but frankly it’s your problem so piss off.

THE concept of ‘15-minute cities’ is being given a new name to appeal to people with an insufferably rose-tinted view of the past.

BRITAIN’S water suppliers have explained their request for £96 billion to stop pumping shit into waterways is entirely legal and legitimate.