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We ask you: why are you illegally releasing beavers into the wild?

BRITAIN is alive with happy families surreptitiously releasing beavers into the wild for kicks. Why have you joined the latest craze?

My plans to dim the sun not sounding so evil now, eh? says Ed Miliband

ED Miliband suspects you are all on board with his previously much-criticised sun-dimming technology now.

Man quietly slips into supermarket chiller cabinet

A MAN struggling with the heat has silently crept into a supermarket chiller cabinet and will remain there until next week.

Nice weather to be described by the papers as a 'sun nuke'

THE nation’s media has settled on ‘sun nuke’ as the phrase of choice to describe the pleasant weather approaching this week.

'Summer' to be 'hot'

Water companies concerned drought might hamper sewage-dumping

"Looking back, our real mistake was filming our crime on our phones"

'Oh shit, Attenborough's ninety-f**king-nine,' says Britain

[Insert British city] to be hotter than [Insert European city] on [Insert working day]

THE time of year when a location in Britain is basking in weather warmer than a famously sunny European city has come around again.

Seven reasons Britain's ancient historical trees need to get over themselves

THE felling of a 400-year-old oak by a Toby Carvery has caused outrage, but are these old bits of wood overrated and overprotected? Indoors person Tom Logan argues ‘yes’.