Environment

GOOD morning. Well, those tariffs that were forecast against Mexico and Canada have receded again and it should be a tariff-free day for them. But don’t relax.

YESTERDAY’S storm has left every family in the UK mourning something snatched away in high winds. What was blown away from you?

A HUGE storm is sweeping those areas of Britain which still cling to faith in a Christian deity.

PLANS to create a 3,000-acre beaver sex paradise where former prime minister Boris Johnson could roam naked and free have been shut down by Labour.

THE wonderful carpet of white blanketing the land and falling in fat flakes from the sky is all well and good until you need to walk somewhere, Britons have confirmed.

FORECASTERS believe there is a greater than 50 per cent chance of a white Christmas this year, but do you even give a shit?

THE UK is to be hit by a storm called Bert that takes five sugars in its tea, smokes indoors and wears a flat cap without a hint of irony.

CLIMATE change? No such thing, according to this bunch of contrarian knobheads confident they know best. Here they are, ranked.