Environment

Man quietly slips into supermarket chiller cabinet

A MAN struggling with the heat has silently crept into a supermarket chiller cabinet and will remain there until next week.

Nice weather to be described by the papers as a 'sun nuke'

THE nation’s media has settled on ‘sun nuke’ as the phrase of choice to describe the pleasant weather approaching this week.

[Insert British city] to be hotter than [Insert European city] on [Insert working day]

THE time of year when a location in Britain is basking in weather warmer than a famously sunny European city has come around again.

Seven reasons Britain's ancient historical trees need to get over themselves

THE felling of a 400-year-old oak by a Toby Carvery has caused outrage, but are these old bits of wood overrated and overprotected? Indoors person Tom Logan argues ‘yes’.

Pollen registered as bioweapon

THE UN has officially categorised pollen as a bioweapon which it is illegal to develop, produce, stockpile or acquire.