Environment

THE sun is to beat down on the country for a punishing 48 hours without reprieve, scientists have confirmed.

THE UK is breaking down after three weeks claiming that horrendously hot, sticky, sleepless weather is something they enjoy.

THE summer is here and your dog’s hot and overdramatic about it. Try these great ways to help your pet stay cool which won’t work and he’ll resent you for.

TEMPTED by the gleaming blue-ish waters of the British seaside on this sunny day? Remind yourself of what a bad idea that is before you plunge in.

BRITAIN’S water companies have hit back at criticism by pointing out that the turds clogging the rivers and seas all came from your arses.

PARENTS challenged on their wet wipe use have argued that surely they are allowed to produce at least one fatberg for every child.

NO matter how eco-conscious and sustainable you’re trying to be, some items’ destiny is landfill.

THE snow which has fallen on London is more significant and valuable than snow that has settled in other areas, it has been confirmed.

A WEATHER presenter found it hard to contain her relief that bitterly low temperatures will be confined to strange, faraway places like Scotland and Yorkshire.

ARE your tree-hugging, save-the-Siberian-marmoset friends on their way over? Here’s how to give the impression you’re basically Greta Thunberg.